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principialuis:

arrythmic:

principialuis:

arrythmic:

I hate Madagascar 2. I’m sorry, but there’s something incredibly disturbing and unnatural about a hippo and a giraffe falling in love with each other. It doesn’t work. AT ALL.

This is what they said about interracial relationships as well, probably using that exact same terminology. However I am no expert in these matters, my expertise ends with the publication Darwin’s On the Origin of Species. Not that I refused to continue my studies, I would simply rather not focus on such gobbledygook. God created Adam & Eve, not Homo sapien subclassification 1 & Homo sapien subclassification 2. It’s in the Bible, you may have heard about it but I bet you haven’t read the original manuscript. I have and let me tell you, there are no contradictions whatsoever in the Bible. Darwin on the other hand… tsk tsk, poor soul.

Shall we try and figure out which circle of hell he belongs in?

I’d love to.

All of them, at the same time. Which, in itself, is an entirely different level of hell reserved especially for him.

principialuis:

arrythmic:

I hate Madagascar 2. I’m sorry, but there’s something incredibly disturbing and unnatural about a hippo and a giraffe falling in love with each other. It doesn’t work. AT ALL.

This is what they said about interracial relationships as well, probably using that exact same terminology. However I am no expert in these matters, my expertise ends with the publication Darwin’s On the Origin of Species. Not that I refused to continue my studies, I would simply rather not focus on such gobbledygook. God created Adam & Eve, not Homo sapien subclassification 1 & Homo sapien subclassification 2. It’s in the Bible, you may have heard about it but I bet you haven’t read the original manuscript. I have and let me tell you, there are no contradictions whatsoever in the Bible. Darwin on the other hand… tsk tsk, poor soul.

Shall we try and figure out which circle of hell he belongs in?

Zombies

extrafirmhold:

My boyfriend’s apartment is right next to a cemetery. And every time I leave when it’s dark - I run. I run like a motherfucker. It’s only about a 50 meter sprint to the gate, but it’s enough to outrun the dead. Resident Evil was on TV when I left tonight. Yeah, thanks for that. Fucking hell.

Whoever cleaned Snitch after yesterday evening probably found three origami frogs (courtesy of me) and two chatterboxes (courtesy of Court). I’d like to think it made cleaning just a little bit easier to endure. This is my way of giving back to that club after taking so, so much.

How did my $50 budget disappear within one day?

whydoihaveablog:

$2 to last me 6 days. This is going to be so fun. I’m going to do so many things like stay at home, stay at home and use the computer, stay at home and watch tv, stay at home and read, stay at home and drink all the liquor we have in the house, stay at home and take recreational showers, which is my code word for “crying in the shower because you can pretend you’re not crying because tears are the same color as water.”